Dream on

Mole particularly liked a spoof April Fool picture from the Daily Mail, which showed a lookalike home secretary Jacqui Smith coming out of an Ann Summers shop clutching a large shopping bag. Maybe Smith was trying to inject a little spice into her love life after her husband admitted claiming adult movies on her MPs expenses.

The spoof got Mole thinking what Photoshop images it could create perhaps Alistair Darling walking out of a pawn shop, or former RBS chief Sir Fred Goodwin handing over his pension to a homeless charity. One can but dream.