Crime Ring

Tragedy visited Mortgage Strategy editor Robyn Hall last week, woth the theft of his beloved mobile phone.

It was a dark and misty night and Hall says he was probably targeted by a well connected criminal gang.

“I was sitting in the pub and there was a pearly king in the corner with a gummy smile and shifty right eye which I suspect was glass,” he told Mole over a pint.

“He seemed to be bossing round a gang of underage boys and I reckon one of them nabbed it.”

If you are notable enough to be on Hall’s mobile, please email your number to