“Sperm for sale – help out a former Lehmans guy?” reads one advert on Craigslist.
The unnamed (presumably) male claims that he can produce a maximum of four samples a day at $40 a pop – cheap at twice the price.
“If someone asked me last week if I would ever sell my jizz for money I’d laugh and point to my new boat. Now the end has cum and I need cash,” he adds.
Exhausting stuff for one poor chap.