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Spanking Idea

As we all know, when the chips are down you’ve got to take advantage of whatever you have to hand. And one former Lehmans employee has taken this point to its logical but unpleasant conclusion.

“Sperm for sale – help out a former Lehmans guy?” reads one advert on Craigslist.

The unnamed (presumably) male claims that he can produce a maximum of four samples a day at $40 a pop – cheap at twice the price.

“If someone asked me last week if I would ever sell my jizz for money I’d laugh and point to my new boat. Now the end has cum and I need cash,” he adds.

Exhausting stuff for one poor chap.


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