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DAVROS COULDN&#39T MAKE IT

The great and the just plain dumb of the industry gathered last week in Soho for the inaugural GE Home Lending quiz night. Unfortunately the only MS representatives in attendance were Martin, Thickett and Hall but still more than enough brain cells to take on some of our slower peers. Alas, as any experienced quiz player knows, winning is immaterial (we came second – thanks for the trophies). The true challenge is coming up with a clever name and we were the true winners here although to be fair, when your opposition call themselves &#39Mortgage Solutions&#39, it&#39s not much of a challenge. At Bob Sturges from igroup&#39s suggestion, we plumped for a title in honour of our missing colleagues, thus &#39Davros Couldn&#39t Make It&#39 was born.

CLIP

A rather tame Intermediary Mortgage Lenders&#39 Association annual dinner saw Thickett up to his old tricks. Not content with the fine champagne and company at the glitzy do, the industry&#39s answer to Clark Kent let the Secrets slip. The poor boy decided to plump for the Euston Road venue only to be ceremoniously fleeced by the lovely Kelly. “I didn&#39t realise that you had to pay just to talk,” a bemused Thickett told Mole the following day. “Before I knew it I&#39d racked up a bill of £120 – and I only got one dance!” celebs all Elsewhere the more respectable industry players were enjoying post-IMLA entertainment at London&#39s exclusive Embassy club courtesy of those nice chaps at Platform. And partying along with the great and the good were none other than Hollywood bad boy Christian Slater, the ever-fantastic celebrity Hell&#39s Kitchen chef Jennifer Ellison and ex-Eastender Dean Gaffney.

“You&#39re gonna have to watch yourself in here mate,” Platform&#39s Paul Hunt told Mole. “That Dean Gaffney&#39s well &#39ard.”

FUR OUT

Mole is amazed at what some people get up to (not to mention our own Mr McCarthy) but as it&#39s all in the aid of charity he applauds them all. Jog forward Ian Giles and James Mayne of Purely Mortgages fame. The duo ran 7km at the weekend dressed as gorillas to raise money for the Dian Fossey Gorilla Fund. Ian has pledged to raise £400 and would be very grateful if the industry could support him in the challenge. Donate at www.gorillas.org. Alas Mole will be in hiding as he&#39s somewhat wary of big furry animals.

HIGH LIFE

Also for charity, MS deputy editor Rosie and Headlinemoney sales and content manager Jayne Chichester climbed Ben Nevis, Britain&#39s highest mountain, at the weekend. Ironside was rolling in aid of Hearing Dogs for Deaf People and would be grateful to receive sponsorship cheques at the usual MS address made payable to the charity. Big

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