Smoothie

Mole hears that a member of the mortgage industry was picked out at the end of Derren Brown\'s recent show. Brown told the chap in question he could guess what he was thinking.

And what was it? Apparently, the audience member was thinking about shaving off his pubic hair.

Alas, Mole hears that when the individual was asked whether he’d gone ahead with the intimate procedure he responded in the negative.

“I’m scared that when I take a slash I will get confused and think there’s a miniature two-headed ex-sub-prime lender about to rear up and bite my little man off,” he told Mole, trembling.