Jokers

Mole was tickled by the following joke, sent in by industry guru Ray Boulger.

Four doctors meet. The Israeli doctor says: “My country is so advanced we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another and have them looking for work in six weeks.”

The Swedish doctor says: “So what? We can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have them looking for work in four weeks.”

The Russian doctor says: “Well, we can take half a heart from one person, put it in a second person and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

Not to be outdone, the English doctor chips in: “That’s nothing. We can take two arseholes out of Scotland, put them in Downing Street and have half the country looking for work in 24 hours.”