It should be me that wins the PSP – it’s just not fair

From Helen Thomas

The recent correspondence in Mortgage Strategy on freebies saddens me.

I have been a lone broker since March, having worked for numerous companies before that. I now get no freebies from anyone. To be honest, being a young female on her own, fairly attractive with blonde hair and large bosoms, I thought I would do OK on the freebie front but – nothing. I have entered every caption competition in MS – nothing. I’ve bought a lifetime’s supply of paper from Viking to get a mountain bike, but this doesn’t count as I had to pay for it really.

It should be me that gets the PSP as I am all alone, with nobody but clients giving me grief. If I don’t get the PSP this time, at least give me some hints on how to access the world of freebies.