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CAN YOU HAVE A POP TO WIN THIS BOTTLE OF MIGHTY FINE CHAMPAGNE?

Portillion’s Roger Brown does his best Gordon Brown impersonation

Can you put the boot in to your nearest and dearest to win this delectable bottle of bubbly? Submit a witty caption for the photo above and you will be automatically entered into our prize draw. Remember, the funnier it is, the more likely you are to win. What are you waiting for?

Email only printable captions to mortgage.strategy@centaur.co.uk

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  • Mick 13th May 2010 at 3:29 pm

    That Peter Stimson is an absolute sh.., what do you mean I’ve left my mike on again??

  • ken wilkinson 10th May 2010 at 6:26 pm

    “No wonder Roger looked Browned Off, the Finger Nibbles tasted very bland.”