The Mortgage Mole

Pants With Lending Strategy editor John Murray and his wife Pam in Edinburgh to enjoy IF\'s hospitality too, there was bound to be trouble. The mortgage market\'s only official anarchist soon found himself falling foul of the law after wildly protesting at its attempts to shut down a dancing troupe on the city\'s Royal Mile.

“I told them they were idiots if they were going to stop these people just for making us happy,” Murray confessed to Mole. “My comments didn’t go down too well, unlike my trousers which fell down at the airport when those bastards asked me to take my belt off.”