
When you're sitting in the sun with a cold beer and a burger watching the likes of Lewis Hamilton and Jenson Button show what they're made of on the race track, would you fancy receiving a spot of financial advice?

The sun in shining, the strawberries are plump and Sir Cliff Richard is waiting in the wings so it can only mean one thing - Wimbledon.

Features editor Christine Toner is breaking the habit of a lifetime next month and taking part in a form of sport. The hapless hack, who has managed to break most of her bones in the past few years, is taking part in the Race for Life in aid of Cancer Research UK on July 19.

Mole was amused to hear that the latest Parliamentary expenses scandal involves none other than Association of Mortgage Intermediaries chairman John Gummer.
MS's online editor Natalie Martin gets up close and personal with Lewis Hamilton at the British Grand Prix
Last week's winner - Name Withheld "Another anniversary lunch is attended by applicants waiting to have their mortgage applications assessed by an Abbey underwriter"
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