The mortgage mole

Chews wisely Jonathan Samuels and Mark Posniak of Drawbridge Finance nearly bit off more than they could chew at lunch with online editor Natalie Martin last week.
After perusing the menu the two were tempted by the dish lamb’s fry and were about to order it before being told this is the posh name for lamb’s testicles. Both men quickly changed their orders.
“Some things are just too hard to swallow,” Martin later confessed to Mole.
The high road Many readers will recall Rosemary Gallagher, illustrious ex-hackette of this parish. During her time at Strategy she featured regularly in the Mole column, and she makes a welcome return this week.
Gallagher now works for the Scottish Parliament but is setting aside the whisky for a wee while as she trains for the Loch Ness Marathon in October.
She is raising money for Breast Cancer Care and you can support her by clicking www.justgiving.com/rosemaryrunslochness.
Bleak picture The Building Societies Association pulled out all the stops last week for its summer barbecue, hiring the services of a caricaturist.
The mutual sector hasn’t had a great time recently so everyone was hoping the artist might boost its spirits.
But in the event he was distinctly less than flattering with his brush, even managing to portray the lovely Tanya Jackson and Gethin Evans of Chelsea’s press office in a poor light. Perhaps he’s not in favour of Chelsea’s recent merger with the Yorkshire.











