FESTIVE FUN

11 January 2010

Christmas may be over but Mole couldn’t help but be tickled by the following ditty on Botleys Forum, an internet message board for former appointed representatives of the now defunct Network Data.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love sent to me:

A £12m drop in balance sheet,
11 promises of payment,
10 telephone calls unanswered,
Nine, nein, nein - Ve vil never surrender your commissions,
Eight MBSL redundancies,
Seven weeks until payment,
Six disgruntled ARs on Forum,
£5m for Botleys,
Four more weeks until payment,
Three weeks until commissions fixed,
Two twits in charge,
And a statement without a proc fee.
A year after Christmas the administrator sent to me
Not a penneeeeeeee.

So not such a happy Christmas for Network Data casualties but it’s good to see they still have a sense of humour.